Seinfeld taught me that sometimes, you must draw a line in the dating world.
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What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
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@2 weeks ago with 216618 notesCool your jets! Sanjay and Craig is back with an all new episode this Saturday at 10:30am/9:30c on Nick!